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Tag: Posts That Should Have Been Tweets

If I ever used Twitter, these random short thoughts would have been tweets instead. But I don’t, so now they’re here.

Back in high school, there was a kid who needed a fifth year to graduate. Someone asked him about it once and he confidently said he was “taking a victory lap.” To this day it’s one of the funniest things I’ve ever heard.

One time I was daydreaming some fantastical scenario where aliens or government agents or whatever had to call upon me to save the world, but at some point in the daydream my self-insert character went “wait, this doesn’t make sense, this whole situation is just too implausible, I must be a character inside a simulation, I NEED TO BREAK OUT” and I was jolted out of the daydream, terrified of the fact that my mental construct of myself somehow realized it was a mental construct.

I want to read the isekai where the Wicked Witch of the East is reincarnated to Earth after being hit by Dorothy’s house

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