Oh my god I just received a follow-up letter from the Nielsen survey company letting me know I’m invited to become an official Nielsen participant and that they’re sending me an actual, physical Nielsen activity tracking journal so I can tell them what radio programs I listen to. Also included: two extremely crisp $1 bills to thank me for my service so far.

In my response to the last survey I said I listen to exactly zero hours of radio weekly, so I’m baffled and in awe. Why me?? Why radio and not television??? Why send cash money when the reward for the first survey was already a digital gift card????

I’m just so in love with this stupidly anachronistic company.