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In honor of the fact that Avatar 2 is finally, actually going to release this year, here’s a satirical short story I wrote in 2017, back when we thought the idea of all those long-delayed Avatar sequels was a total joke.
Estimated reading time: 12 minutes. (~3,000 words)
Continue readingCheers and applause swept the massive audience. A camera hanging from the ceiling panned over them, showcasing their delight. A man’s voice boomed over speakers. “Here it comes, from the Bob Barker Studio at CBS in Hollywood, it’s The Price is Right There!” The cheering intensified.
Continue readingHey bros, are you ready for another session with your favorite pickup game guru, Cliff Hung? Today I’ve got four great new techniques for you to try out at your favorite local club. These techniques are tried and true and sure to lead you to lead the woman of your dreams straight to your bed, in 48 hours or less! By utilizing these quirks in female psychology, you’ll be rolling in the doe-eyed damsels in no time flat. But not like flat as in chest, I mean flat as in your sex life if you don’t follow these tips!
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